What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.