What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.