Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!