Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!