Their balls would fall out.
It died.
Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!
They get chapped lips
Disabled.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They don't deliver on Sunday
Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.
