Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday