Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why don't your balls like being chomped on?

It makes them a bit teste.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.