Their balls would fall out.
Because he fell asleep on duty.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
The knife has a point
Garbage gets picked up!
Piston
Optical.
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
A Freudian slip.
It's skirts versus shins.
They get chapped lips
Giant fans.
They don't deliver on Sunday