Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.