San Francisco Jokes

What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco?

You got a fag I can bum?"

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday