What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco?

You got a fag I can bum?"

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.