What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."