Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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He had a 2-2.

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The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

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How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.