Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.