Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Chicken Coup Jokes More Chicken Coup Jokes

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

2 Door Jokes More 2 Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

4 Door Jokes More 4 Door Jokes

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.