What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's 1+1?

2

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana