What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.