What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.