What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.