Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)