Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?