Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry