What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"