What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.