What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!