Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.