Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.