Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Eagle
A moon-tain.
He died.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Braaaaaaaah
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
My zipper.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
