Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch