What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.