What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans