What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.