What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper