What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper