What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper