What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.