What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.