What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.