What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

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How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.