What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein