What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.