What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.