What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.