What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!