32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Cherokee Jokes More Cherokee Jokes

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.