What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!