Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!