Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew