Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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He found Hillary's emails

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You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!