What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Bing Jokes More Bing Jokes

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite