Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
They both say insert Bill here
Let's Google it.
Pac Man-free Ver.
Chrome
A cinemon
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
