Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What makes food go bad?

bacteria(/spoiler)

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants