Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!