Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.