Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."