Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.