Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.