Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
a salad-manager
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
SFW) Half nuts!
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."