Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag