Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."