What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob