What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!