What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.