What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.