What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way