Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.