Because the captain stood on the deck.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
I like "Hot Dogs".
He had no leg to stand on.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Because of all the cheetahs
A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
The team's kipper !
A major difference.
