Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.