What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.