What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.