What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.