What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.