What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.