Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Philosophy Major Jokes More Philosophy Major Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."