Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Feminist Study Jokes More Feminist Study Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Philosophy Major Jokes More Philosophy Major Jokes

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.