What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Stampede Jokes More Stampede Jokes

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving