What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Stampede Jokes More Stampede Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly