How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.