How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.