How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.