How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull