How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.