How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep