Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Because they rappel men and women.
You shoot the guy pushing it.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
On duty
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
