How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous