What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.