What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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A wind tunnel.

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I've got you under a vest.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.