What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders