What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

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How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None. He 'fell'.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty