Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.