How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.