How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Archer Jokes More Archer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.