How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What do you call an expert at making ship parts?

A master master.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

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What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".