What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.