What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.