What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.