What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n