What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.