Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"