Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.