Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"