Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations