Cancer stole our jobs!"
Leukemia Skywalker.
As a real growth opprotunity
New product, same design.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
My career is in Jeopardy!"
Because they MINE as a job.
Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"
PayPal
A sneaker.
Grand Theft Ottoman
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Non Prophet Organizations