Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

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What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"