Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"