Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"