Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.