Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout