Donate Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life?

I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

World Jokes More World Jokes

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.