One was shot for playing with little children.
We don't miss Harambe.
Humans miss Harambe.
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Fiddler on the hoof!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Michael Jackson the third.
Disney Movies still touch kids
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