What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.