What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.