What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.