What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!