What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole