What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.