What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

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How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues