What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia