How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner