How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.