Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.