Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.