Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize