Unicorn Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them?

A: Because they are horny.

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How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.