Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them?

A: Because they are horny.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.