Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them?

A: Because they are horny.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.