What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!