What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!