A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
A drowning epileptic.
Bolt upright.
Because egypt his tooth.
They hate plaque buildup.
It hurts, but olive.
Frequency!
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!