What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.