What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.