Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.