Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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Good buy.

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A tree feller.

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Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.