Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake