Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree