Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.