How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.