They both got their fur low.
Leave the plunger in the pot.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Yellow Jackets*
Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)
I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
The officer.
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.