How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.