How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.