How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.