How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Who drives it?

The officer.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.