How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.