Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
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I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Officer
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
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They both got their fur low.
Officer on doody.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
The officer.
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
because they're still alive.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
They're all about force projection.
Ex-Benedict
Ex-Benedict.
A hoedown!
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
He is going to tell you.
European.
