Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
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I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Officer
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
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They both got their fur low.
Officer on doody.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
The officer.
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Because I saw so."
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
An optical Aleutian.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
They're all about force projection.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
Because she married Mr. Softy!
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
Police police police police police police police police police police police.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
I'm confused.
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"