Because they are dead.
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Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?
They might give you Hi-V back!
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
O....Hi!.....o.....
Hi, Cliff "
Hi, Ladies!
You leave him hanging....
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
30 because that's peasants work.
A: Development of a working match.
A nun with a spear through her head.
Because he had a javelin through his head.
G'night mate
Sleep on the sofa.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
Look ma, no hands!"
They wine too much.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Fiscal therapy
Hola Amoebas!"
A micro-transaction.