Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What else?

You've walked out of wife"

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

V Jokes More V Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there