Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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You can see the definition.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.