Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Dwarf Pimp Jokes More Dwarf Pimp Jokes

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...