Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

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What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

What was the man running around ?

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Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !