Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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