What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.