Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.