Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.