What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge