What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.