What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.