What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove