Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove