Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
The letter D.
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Smack her.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
There's a clock on the stove.