Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.