Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

D Jokes More D Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.