Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove