Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.